Posts Tagged ‘Bartolo Colon’

Fuck Nutrisystem. I'll eat your baby!

Screw Nutrisystem. I'll eat your baby!

The White Sox have a handshake-and-cheese-fries deal with Bartolo Colon, a 35-year-old pitcher who’s two Arby’s melts away from a stint on the 60-day disabled list.

It’s -15 degrees in the WiHi.

Good times. Good. Times.