More news to come in January. Stay tuned.
Merry Christmas, kids.
Posted: December 25, 2010 in Entertainment rat, Random papTags: Christmas Card, Do Not Adjust Your Stocking, Monty Pyton, Terry Gilliam
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Posted: October 12, 2010 in SPAM2 rat, Sports ratTags: football, Gunsch, Northwestern, Purdue, shame, The Golden Plunger, tragedy
Q: How many Boilermakers does it take to change a flat tire? A: Just one — unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!
Posted: October 4, 2010 in SPAM2 rat, Sports ratTags: football, Gunsch, Northwestern, Purdue, The Golden Plunger
As this blog’s three loyal readers know, it’s Golden Plunger Week, baby. I’ve heard the old girl’s even starting to pick up a Southern accent from all that time in North Carolina.
Here’s all you need to know: Northwestern’s 5-0, at home, under the lights, while Purdue’s 2-2 and losing skill players faster than Greece is losing money. The Kittens have won two straight in the series, so why stop a good thing when it’s just starting to roll downhill? Thanks to the folks over at ZanesZeros.com, here are my favorite Boilermaker jokes to get everybody primed for the weekend …
Why did the Purdue fan keep a coat hanger in his back seat?
In case he locks the keys in his car.
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An Purdue fan ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
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How do you keep a Purdue fan busy?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How do you recognize a Purdue fan in a department store?
He’s the one trying to slam the revolving door.
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How do you know when a Purdue fan has sent you a fax?
When there’s a stamp on it.
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Why did the Purdue team airliner crash?
It ran out of coal.
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How do you get a Purdue graduate off your front porch?
You pay for the pizza.
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Why did the Purdue fan get rid of his freezer?
He got tired of cutting the ice into little squares to fit into the trays.
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How many Boilermakers does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one — unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!
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Saturday. 6:30 p.m. Big Ten Network. It. Is. On.