It’s official: We’re tyin’ the knot.

I did it.

I finally did it.

On Saturday night, I asked Courtney Suzanne Bower to be my wife.

She accepted.

Well, actually, she hesitated for what seemed to be an uncomfortably long time.

Then she accepted.

But whatever.

And so what if the ring didn’t fit?

I did it.

I finally did it.

Somebody just lost a bet.

Anyway, I’m launching this blog (‘BBCWiHi’ is short for ‘BBC Windsor Heights’) to spread the word — and to see if there’s anything else I can write/post here that won’t get me sued. Or fired. That would suck.

We’ll keep you posted when/if there’s pertinent news. Other than trying to figure out a way to convince the surviving members of Led Zeppelin to play at the reception, everything’s pretty much up in the air at this point.

But there’s this: Lee and the Notorious W.O.O.D. have already volunteered to co-chair the ‘Bachelor Party Committee.’ God help us all.

And now, a special message from this blog’s patron saint, Lightnin’ Hopkins: